The Matriarchy of Kawaii Dreiundneunzig is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.833 billion Kawaii Dreiundneunzigians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Kawaii Dreiundneunzigian economy, worth 203 trillion war bonds a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,201 war bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,989 per year while the poor average 2,645, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kawaii Dreiundneunzig's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawaii Dreiundneunzig is ranked 165,306^th in the world and 4,300^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 7.6 flags saluted per person per day.